구글 애드센스 온라인 판매/운영 부서장 Kim Scott은 2008년 구글 분기 미팅에서 이제 막 돌아왔다. Scott의 가슴은 두근거리고 있었다. 회사는 빠른 속도로 새로운 상품을 출시하고 있었고 Scott은 일상에서 일어나는 기술 혁신을 따라잡기 위해 진땀을 빼고 있었다. 2004년 여름을 Scott은 구글에서 보냈다. 그
My Name Is Joe Script
[Joe, scottish accent]
It was Shanks here that, er,
managed to drag me
to my first AA meeting.
And I sat there,
not a happy chappie,
I wanted out of that place.
There was this guy
with scars on his face.
A mean-Iooking bastard.
He started by telling us how he
stabbed a postman and got life.
All the time he was talking
I just looked at this guy -
looked at Shanks and thought,
Sarah Heinz.
I know!
Shes supposed to be this shy girl.
I figure, what the hell.
I aint that attractive.
Ill vaccinate her quick, get home for an
early sack, beat whats left of the bishop.
Like this?
- Shes much fatter naked. Yeah!
- No.
Im telling you, she got her February
fat now in the second week in December.
Shes riding me
like a wet walrus,
making these fat sounds.
- Thwap, thwap, thwap.
-
DROP DEAD GORGEOUS
FADE IN:
EXT. COUNTRY ROAD - MINNESOTA - DAY
Vintage black and white stock footage of some farms and
farmhouses.
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. COUNTRY ROAD - DAY
Color footage of cotton fields passing by. We FREEZE and
FADE TO BLACK.
TITLE WIPES IN:
1995 MARKED THE FIFTIETH ANNIVERSARY
OF THE NATIONS OLDEST BEAUTY CONTEST...
THE SARAH ROSE COSMETICS AMERICAN TEEN PRINCESS PAGEANT
A DOCUME
Sarah call yet?
No. She probably has trouble
talking with a dick in her mouth.
Fuck, man.
This cartoon is disturbingly hot.
Can you imagine a threesome
with these two?
I can imagine them both cheating on me.
-Theyre cartoons, dude.
-Oh, Im on to your game, De Nils.
Diamonds are worthless,
other than the value attached to them...
...by the tramps youve brainwashed
into thinking diamond equals love